MARY SUE PEANUT BUTTER TIME

[Sirius Black!]

MARY SUE "GAME"

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Not really a game. All you have to do is act as out of character as possible, and as Mary Sueish as possible. Feel free to use astericks as showing for actions, and using short forms like OMG.

So, in short, this is what roleplaying would be like if you were lacking more than a few brain cells. Just rp! Etc:

Lecto: OMG SIRIUS UR SO HOT! *drools and walks over and smiles and bats eyelashes* you know, the room of requirements is freee

Sirius: WHAT DO YOU WANT, YOU WENCH?! *runs away crying*

I guess I'll start:

*walks into room of requirements to find a party going on* who started this?! *spots booze* *runs over to booze and begins drinking his problems away* [/center][/size]

[severus snape]

Snapey:*somehow a sex god now without a hooked nose or crooked teeth or greasy hair or skinnyness* *strides in and strikes superman/manwhore pose* Hoo ha!

[alecto mileena carrow]

- walks in with book in her hands studying... Sees sirius and runs over to him - SIRIUS!!!! - hugs him and than sees Snape, mouth drops to the ground and starts to drool -

[Sirius Black!]

*accepts embrace from Lecto, but as her mouth drops for Snape, Sirius' ego drops about 1000 points*
*mumbles* why can't I get any of the ladies? Snape has all the luck! *pouts*

[severus snape]

Two words: *trouser bulge*

[tanith]

-Walks in laden with fifty-million books from being an obvious geek- -collapses in a ladylike way on a sofa, looking dishevelled but oh so beautiful- -drools over sirius and harbours secret!lesbian!crush on lecto- -cries loudly at how unpopular she is- WAAAH

((paha, this is fun xD))

[alecto mileena carrow]

[[loool at snape!!!!]]...

- looks down and snape's pants and starts to blush.. - oh my...

[Sirius Black!]

*goes to comfort tanith, for he knows too how it is to be a closeted gay*
*notices sev's buldge and gets own, much smaller buldge*

[alecto mileena carrow]

- blushes even more and turns to look away, is still a virgin and uncomfortable with sex -

[severus snape]

*smirks in super evil yet somehow sexy way* *ignores own harbouring issues of self-doubt and worthlessness because uh...it's sexier if he does* *rips off shirt and despite eating irregularly and not participating in sports he has the body of a professional athlete* *rips trousers off too just because* *is wearing Lycra shorts underneath*

[tanith]

((ella? tanith? xD))

-is comforted by sirius and develops sudden!intense!love in a hopelessly starstruck gryffindor/slytherin way- you're... *sob* so... *sob* niiiice! -notices the popping up bulges and is instantly turned on-

[alecto mileena carrow]

- sits in a corner and watches snape from under her lashes... feels rather uncomfortable with all his nakedness-

[Sirius Black!]

*is suddenly super in love with Tanith too...*
I'm so glad we met each other and fell in love. We're like star-cross'd lovers. OUR RELATIONSHIP IS SO DRAMATIC AND UNEXPECTED.

[severus snape]

*struts over to lecto* Hey, Carrow. We barely know each other but I'm half werewolf half vampire and half veela so you are my soul mate. Have unprotected rough sex with me which you will automatically enjoy, I will last for hours for and then neither of us will suffer consequences for. Except maybe falling completely and utterly in love with each other furrr everrrr.

[tanith]

I WILL JOIN ORDER OF DUH PHOENIX NAO WITH YOO! -is starry eyed and very beautiful and tearstrained- -wants to have copious amounts of wild sex with sirius immediately- -has sudden instant!big boobies-