`` three word .story.

[alecto mileena carrow]

One sunny night an owl decided that it was going to sea by bicycle. Then a giant wave tried committing suicide, but the owl was an amazing salsa dancer who knew how to speak French, so he said to the suicidal wave to eat a frog made of delicate little sunflowers, because then it would be sexy. Thus the wave became even sexier than it's mother and from then on the wave would no longer contemplate suicide without lacey french knickers. However, the owl was not feeling much like a unicorn lately, so he stuck a leaf in his own frilly knickers to get off.

The next morning the owl cried out in rapture because there was a giant piece of gum on his friend Glenda's arse. He had very large, bright shovel he was going to use ...

[Sirius Black!]

One sunny night an owl decided that it was going to sea by bicycle. Then a giant wave tried committing suicide, but the owl was an amazing salsa dancer who knew how to speak French, so he said to the suicidal wave to eat a frog made of delicate little sunflowers, because then it would be sexy. Thus the wave became even sexier than it's mother and from then on the wave would no longer contemplate suicide without lacey french knickers. However, the owl was not feeling much like a unicorn lately, so he stuck a leaf in his own frilly knickers to get off.

The next morning the owl cried out in rapture because there was a giant piece of gum on his friend Glenda's arse. He had very large, bright shovel he was going to use in order to....