Rita's Mail, fan or otherwise

[gossip]

Drop me a note or send me an owl, whatever you fancy! Do you have a lead? Have you found out some juicy gossip that your gossip queen knows not? Fancy a special mention in the gossip page? Well come forth and let me know! Wanna send me hate mail? I'd suggest you don't.

Your Gossip Queen
Rita Skeeter

[Remus John Lupin]

My dearest Rita,

Thank you for paying me such extensive attention in your oh-so-well-written newsletter, I discovered so many things about myself I didn't know, it's ashtonishing.
As for learning other things, I'd revise just a little better, if I were you. Some work on your comma's would certainly do your writing good. Also, you antedated your newsletter ten years.
Either way, thank you for calling me young, I suppose I should be honored. Then again.. you obviously think I'm five years old.

Sincerely,
Remus.

[gossip]

Dear Mr Remus,

I have no idea what you are talking about. Five years old? What is this nonsense? Your nonsensical ramblings aside I'm sincerely glad that you found my writing so insightful.

I wish you much luck with all your female endeavours.

Much love.

Your Gossip Queen,

Rita Skeeter.

P.S. I have included a picture of myself for you to keep by your bedside so you know that i'm watching you.

[artofdeception]

Dear Rita Skitter,
As you know I have habored nothing, but hatred for you and your trash you call work. Anyhow, I have nothing aganist you at the moment. Quit trashing the marauders is all I ask and I have a bit of dirt for you. I can't believe I'm helping you out here, but Saige Logan that plain Jane. Well, it's not a secret that she loves Remus. That girl is as obvious as a open Potions textbook and I think that she's making up being horrid at Defense Aganist the Dark Arts just so that she can attempt to get closer to Remus. That and I think she's desperate for attention. That's just the rumors, I've been hearing that and she has like no friends, but you didn't hear that from me now did you? ...I didn't think so.

Hope I helped,
Sirius

P. S. Doll, please keep me out of your paper. Now, that I did you a favor. Thanks.

[gossip]

Dear Sirius,

What a pleasure it is to hear from you! Now I can't stop from reporting the mischief you boys get up to, boys will be boys and girls will be girls! Shall we agree? Great, lets move on.

I find it very suspicious that you write to me with regards to one of your own friends and one of his many love interest! I don't care what your motive is, but thank you! For your thoughtfulness I've included a signed photo, lovey. Though I can't guarantee you'll be kept out of my gossip page for this, but if you were to perhaps offer something else? Then maybe I wont mention my handsome sources name, if you catch my drift.

Hope you get many hours of enjoyment from my photo.

Much love.

Your Gossip Queen,

Rita Skeeter.

[jacob]

Dear Rita Skeeter,

Thank you for the little section you put on about me. Never thought I was ever an attention grabber. If you ever have a mission you need done, I'd be willing to participate in your world of Gossip and to help you out.

Your Biggest Fan,
Jacob Kirke.

P:S: Hope you enjoy my picture a token of appreciation.

[gossip]

Dear Jacob,

It's so lovely to hear from you! No need to thank me, I was just doing my job, you did all the work yourself, a much deserved mention in the gossip page I do believe. Such a young talent if ever there was one! You're one in a million Jacob.

Help me with my gossip page?? Oh! I may have to take you up on that offer one day. See if I can't get you to fish around for a little extra information for me. In the mean time, if you come across any interesting gossip, I do hope you'll share with your favourite writer!

Thank you so much for the picture, you look very handsome, a body I'm sure you're proud off, in return, I offer you a little snap shot of me.

Hope you enjoy!

Much love.

Your Gossip Queen,

Rita Skeeter.

[Remus John Lupin]

You look a tad tired on that photograph that accompanied your last newsletter, Skeeter - perhaps you should sleep in stead of sneaking up on people.

- Remus

[gossip]

My dearest Remus!

What a pleasure it is to hear from you! I know you're just writing again to get another picture and well, I won't deprive you! Another letter and you're going start getting a little collection. you'll be able to start a little photo album of your favourite reporter.

Enjoy your new photo to keep you company on those lonely nights.

Much love.

Your Gossip Queen,

Rita Skeeter.

[david]

Dear Rita,

Hey girl how is your life going? I hope your doing fabulous like always. Well recently I have decided that I may be throwing a bash during the holidays and you are of course invited to come. But there is one price you must bring your camera, I wouldnt want anything to keep you from making an awesome report for the week we get back from the break.

P.S. We need to have a "talk".

Your Friend,
David