Post by Walden Conall Macnair on Nov 12, 2010 0:51:28 GMT 1
Walden Macnair had broken six school rules so far, which he judged as pretty impressive. It was June, and when most people were stressing over exams Walden, along with Mulciber had come up with a new competition to end the year with a bang. Which was (not very exciting or admittedly original) to break as many of the Hogwarts rules as possible before class ended for Summer. Five points were awarded for each rule, with more points for the more high profile misdemeanors. Anything that could get you suspended got ten, expelled if caught was worth twenty points. They hadn't properly hashed out what the winner received, apart from glory, but Walden never minded much. The thrill of breaking the rules and beating Mulci was almost a prize enough. Needless to say, he was winning too. Today he was on 35 points already and it was only half past twelve. Since waking up -1. late, missing the first class and so getting the first five points of the day, Walden Macnair had:
2. Smoked a cigarette in the boys toilets on the third floor (illegal substances - 5 points)
3. Received a handjob from a fifth year Hufflepuff in the same toilets after lunch (sexual activity - 10 points)
4. Beaten up a fourth year on the way to COMC for taking the piss out of him (violence - 5 points)
And now, Walden was on a double whammy of rules five and six. Firstly, he had removed the beater's bat the Slytherin Quidditch team used to practice from the Quidditch pitch, and was swinging it nonchalantly by his side, whistling, as he made his way towards the boundaries of the Forbidden Forest for some personal practice time. It was forbidden both to take team equipment from the grounds, and, obviously, to enter the Forbidden Forest. But Walden had long since discovered that both these rules had to be broken to necissitate his personal practice. Really the team should allow him to break the rules in the first place; these sessions had honed his skill as a beater to a 'T'. Firstly, Walden found his 'practice tree' - a very battered looking old oak near an especially secluded part of the forest. Here, he used his beaters bat to - in layman's terms, beat the shit out of the tree.
It's notoriously difficult to find types of timber harder than the Beater's Bat - this is why the bat is so effective in Quidditch. But then again, Walden had always had considered himself above the so-called Quidditch experts. He had a wonderful find in this tree, hardened by years of magic and also the freezing cold winters of Hogwarts, which had almost petrified the wood. Walden found he could beat the bat against the trunk and gnarled roots of the tree for hours if he wanted, which helped beef up his arms considerably, and also surprisingly did wonders for the bat. Although the wood of the tree appeared harder than that of his beater's bat, parts of the splintered, sharp tree-bark had over time become inbedded in the wood of the beater's bat - giving Walden a painful advantage over the other team when he 'accidentally' bashes their players over the head and sends them bloodied up and splintered, off the pitch.
Getting into his practice of the day, Walden checked his watch (another half hour before shower and a late lunch) and pulled his t-shirt off before returning to bashing the tree trunk. He was beginning to sweat, and it was June after all. It was getting hotter but most of the Hogwarts students (the girls were Walden's only concern really) were seemingly very reluctant to take their clothes off and frolick by the lake. It was such a shame, Walden mused, flexing for a moment between swings. Well, if he happened to get caught rule breaking he may as well look good doing it.
2. Smoked a cigarette in the boys toilets on the third floor (illegal substances - 5 points)
3. Received a handjob from a fifth year Hufflepuff in the same toilets after lunch (sexual activity - 10 points)
4. Beaten up a fourth year on the way to COMC for taking the piss out of him (violence - 5 points)
And now, Walden was on a double whammy of rules five and six. Firstly, he had removed the beater's bat the Slytherin Quidditch team used to practice from the Quidditch pitch, and was swinging it nonchalantly by his side, whistling, as he made his way towards the boundaries of the Forbidden Forest for some personal practice time. It was forbidden both to take team equipment from the grounds, and, obviously, to enter the Forbidden Forest. But Walden had long since discovered that both these rules had to be broken to necissitate his personal practice. Really the team should allow him to break the rules in the first place; these sessions had honed his skill as a beater to a 'T'. Firstly, Walden found his 'practice tree' - a very battered looking old oak near an especially secluded part of the forest. Here, he used his beaters bat to - in layman's terms, beat the shit out of the tree.
It's notoriously difficult to find types of timber harder than the Beater's Bat - this is why the bat is so effective in Quidditch. But then again, Walden had always had considered himself above the so-called Quidditch experts. He had a wonderful find in this tree, hardened by years of magic and also the freezing cold winters of Hogwarts, which had almost petrified the wood. Walden found he could beat the bat against the trunk and gnarled roots of the tree for hours if he wanted, which helped beef up his arms considerably, and also surprisingly did wonders for the bat. Although the wood of the tree appeared harder than that of his beater's bat, parts of the splintered, sharp tree-bark had over time become inbedded in the wood of the beater's bat - giving Walden a painful advantage over the other team when he 'accidentally' bashes their players over the head and sends them bloodied up and splintered, off the pitch.
Getting into his practice of the day, Walden checked his watch (another half hour before shower and a late lunch) and pulled his t-shirt off before returning to bashing the tree trunk. He was beginning to sweat, and it was June after all. It was getting hotter but most of the Hogwarts students (the girls were Walden's only concern really) were seemingly very reluctant to take their clothes off and frolick by the lake. It was such a shame, Walden mused, flexing for a moment between swings. Well, if he happened to get caught rule breaking he may as well look good doing it.